Antique Magic
Magic Mirror……………….?
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says “Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four”.
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says “Mirror mirror on the door, make my p3nis touch the floor!”.
Again, there’s a bright flash… and then his legs fall off!
I want that mirrir on my door to reduce a few places LOL
“Magic” – Antique Bakery MV
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Victorio VKP1012 Hand Operated Grain Mill $56.50 Make your own delicious whole grain breads, cereals, and other bakery items at a fraction of the cost of store-bought. Grinds wheat, corn, rice oats, barley, non-oily seeds, peppercorns, and other dry grains and spices. Cone-shaped grinding burrs made of cast stainless steel are precision machined to insure long life and smooth even milling…. |
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Ateco 12 Metal Revolving Cake Stand $43.74 Ateco 12″ metal revolving cake standuse this ateco cake stand to display or decorate cakes. the base is “powder coated” cast iron and the top is 1/8″ aluminum. this stand comes with a non-slip pad to hold it in place. material: aluminum diameter: 12″ height: 5″ s/s ball bearings for smooth rotation non-slip pad included weight: 6.5 lbs. made in usa model #: 612 293501… |
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Maxi-Matic EPM-450 Elite Tabletop Old-Fashioned 4-Ounce Kettle Popcorn Popper Machine $129.99 Family and friends can enjoy traditional hot oil kettle popcorn with elite’s classic style tabletop popcorn popper. Features include a 4-ounce stainless steel kettle with built in stirring system, plexi-glass windows and door and warming light to keep popcorn hot. Makes up to 1-1/2-gallon of popcorn per batch…. |
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Eragon (Widescreen Edition) $3.85 While it owes much of its appeal and appearance to the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Eragon can stand on its own as an enjoyable fantasy for younger viewers. Faithfully adapted from the bestselling novel by teenage author Christopher Paolini, this boy-and-his-dragon tale offers clean, fast-paced family entertainment without compromising the darker qualities of Paolini’s novel (the first in what is k… |
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Eragon (Full Screen Edition) $6.95 While it owes much of its appeal and appearance to the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Eragon can stand on its own as an enjoyable fantasy for younger viewers. Faithfully adapted from the bestselling novel by teenage author Christopher Paolini, this boy-and-his-dragon tale offers clean, fast-paced family entertainment without compromising the darker qualities of Paolini’s novel (the first in what is k… |
